• As Liam Neeson grew in age.

  • Even quick cuts could not help him.

  • With each fall, the truth became inescapable.

  • This was it.

  • It was time to retire.

  • However, while eating his favorite dish, he noticed something strange.

  • The spaghetti moved on its own!

  • Attempts to replicate that experience proved difficult.

  • Until finally... Success.

  • His powers continued to grow.

  • I know Kung Fu.